house of black and white game of thrones

Charged with taking Jaime to King’s Landing, now Jaime is easier to guard on the basketball court cuz everyone knows he can’t go right. The Good Sansa: as much as we like Brienne and as terrible as we know Littlefinger is, who can give a compelling case that going with Brienne was the safe thing to do? Here’s a list of things that have happened to people under the protection of Brienne: Swore fealty to Renley, killed by ghost baby Stannis.Brienne sends Pod out to gather horses and then blows up Littlefinger’s spot like Ali would do to his opponents training sessions.įour things I want to address with this scene: Pod is eyeballing the serving girl, probably wondering if the legend of his performance in the brothel have spread this far north, when he noticed Sansa Stark is up in there, getting her ale on too. When that doesn’t happen, she throws that coin in the river and leaves.īack in Westeros, we check in with Brienne and Pod the Axeman as they roll up to a tavern. Then Arya sit outside on some Fight Club shit hoping Evicted Danny Glover gonna come back out like Tyler Durden.

Yo, I need cats to remember that Valar Morghulis means “All Men Must Die” but Arya be saying that shit like it’s “Happy Holidays.” Evicted Danny Glover waves his hand in front of Arya and tells her these are not the assassins she is looking for before closing the door on her. Arya hits him with that Valar Morghulis hoping he’ll let her inside. Arya knocks on the door and Evicted Danny Glover answers the door. She get dropped off at the House of Black and White which is very acutely way the fuck away from everything else. Arya is like, I ain’t scared, you know how many bodies I got on me homie? Arya flinches at that loud horn and the captain tells her to not be scared. Welcome to Braavos Arya! If you thought the continent of Westeros gave no fucks, then chiiile, listen. Tell your book snob friends on twitter that that shit is boring too. You didn’t come to get that real rap raw so I can do some 3rd grade lesson plan of compare and contrast. You know why? Cuz that’s not why you came to BNP. Ok, off rip, let me say, Yes, I have read the books, but no, my recaps aren’t going to devolve into me complaining about what they did different.

House of black and white game of thrones